circle and squares

Your typical jail lunch referred to the shapes of your bologna and cheese.

In the drunk tank, I had a yummy circle and squares lunch.

by DMack2018 February 23, 2018

Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.

Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.

by DMack2018 February 28, 2018

massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

by DMack2018 March 22, 2018

cripple talk

A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up

That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite

by DMack2018 February 23, 2018

fttu

fttu is short text-speak for forgot to tell u

I fttu that I seen Jr. and that girl last night.

by DMack2018 July 31, 2018

debitante

A bougie chick that spends all your cash.

That debitante is a materialistic gold-digger.

by DMack2018 February 25, 2018

drug recognition expert

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog

Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.

by DMack2018 April 28, 2018