15 definitions by DMack2018

massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

by DMack2018 March 22, 2018

circle and squares

Your typical jail lunch referred to the shapes of your bologna and cheese.

In the drunk tank, I had a yummy circle and squares lunch.

by DMack2018 February 23, 2018

debitante

A bougie chick that spends all your cash.

That debitante is a materialistic gold-digger.

by DMack2018 February 25, 2018

drug recognition expert

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog

Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.

by DMack2018 April 28, 2018

Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.

Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.

by DMack2018 February 28, 2018

cripple talk

A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up

That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite

by DMack2018 February 23, 2018

American Fag

American Fag is the red, white, and blue speedo wearing homosexual at the beach on the fourth of July.

Look at that patriotic homosexual over there; he sure is an American Fag in his Betsy Ross speedo.

by DMack2018 March 16, 2018