Cyrus's definitions

god

The Creator of the Universe and all the things in it including you and me! He sent his son, Jesus Christ to die on the cross for OUR sins, yet we tend to forget this act of sacrifice as easily as we tend to forget how weak we truly are. God's love is awesome and surrounds us each and every day of our sinful lives; is always welcoming to us in spite of how undeserving we really are.

by Cyrus February 26, 2003

Ravyn

A "Ravyn" is hypocritic sellout: meaning, when a person claims to be totally anti ffxi and pro cs then decides to conform because he/she is lonely he/she is therefore labeled a "Ravyn"

Alternate Definition:
asshole clogger

16:30 <kicked`ravyn> only for those times, when none of you wankers will scrim
16:31 <kicked`ravyn> i'm sure it will, but i would like to be able to scrim once a night

by Cyrus November 18, 2003

Good with Colours

A Homosexual Male

Male A: How come that guys surrounded by girls?
Male B: Oh thats just John, He's good with colours
Male A: Ah..

by Cyrus March 15, 2004

hermit

A person incapable of, or unwilling to socialise with other people. They will often spend an unnatural, possibly harmful amount of time in exclusion.

Get a life you lonely hermit

by Cyrus July 19, 2004

ass jam

In an MMORPG when there is a group of idle players and another grp of players suddenly runs up and kills them unexpecatdly.

Man we assjammed those guys at that keep!

by Cyrus February 13, 2005

mst3k

An abbreviation for "pure comical genius". I reccomend Hobgoblins, Manos, and Godzilla vs Megalon.

*crazy "monster" servant named Torgo stumbles across screen and has extremely large knees under his pants*
"Ehh...thats not how you wear your Depends, Torgo"..

by cyrus May 8, 2003

Hippopotawrinkle

When your chicken strips from the vons bakery/deli getr those really crispy ends so you can't even bite into them.

1:Did you finish your chicken strips?

2:No i couldn't eat the hippopotawrinkles.

by Cyrus November 13, 2004