Croquet's definitions

pregnant

The blossoming of a new life...in your life.

I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!

by Croquet May 3, 2005

podge

synonym for vagina, in a non-sexual way.

The little girl has a podge.

by Croquet May 3, 2005

heat my buttons

1. Something or someone that gets you all fired up inside and makes you tingly all over in a pleasant manner.
2. Something or someone that literally "heats your buttons."

1. My gawd, it really heats my buttons when Larry nibbles my knees.
2. What the hell you heating my buttons for!?

by Croquet May 3, 2005

shafizadeh

A sweet, innocent, and good-natured middle-aged woman who is married with two or more children.

Brenna is the nicest shafizadeh you could ever meet!

by Croquet May 3, 2005