2 definitions by CostumeJinx

E. N. I. C.

E-extremist N-nutbag I-in C-charge as seen on Burn Notice a definition given by Sam Axe to Michael Westen on the episode Besieged 8/4/11.

Person A: It's a militia compound. Look! There is the E.N.I.C.
Person B: E. N. I. C.?
Person A: Extremist Nutbag In Charge.

by CostumeJinx August 5, 2011

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011