1 definition by CosmicHandGrenade

a. intransitive verb.
1. To defecate
2. To end a relationship usu. one of a romantic nature
3. To empty the clip of one's firearm usu. a handgun
4. To empty a large amount of substance at once as if defecating
5. Automobiles: To dump the clutch is to release the clutch very quickly without accompanying acceleration increase usu. causing the automobile to stall or otherwise jerk.
6. To post the entire contents of something where it may not typically be feasible to do so

b. transitive verb
1. To have been removed from a relationship usu. of a romantic nature
c. noun
1. An unattractive person usu. female

2. Feces; Stool; Excrement
3. Material not to be considered true; see Bullshit
a.
1. Ah Phillip, I just took a huge dump and now I feel great!
2. Yeah I dumped that fat bitch last night and now I feel great!
3. Eyo Phillip, I dumped on that nigguh you was telling me about and now I feel great!
4. You just dumped the whole tub of chlorine down the drain you idiot!
5. Make sure you don't dump the clutch when you're starting up a hill.
6. ITT dubs picks which folder I dump.

b.

1. Hey Trish! I'm really sorry about you and Matt, I heard you got dumped over some football team.

c.
1. Dude, that fat bitch over there is a total dump.
2. Holy crap! Did you see the dump in the second stall? It's got to be at least 30 Keurigs.
3. Whatever Michael everyone knows you never nailed Stacey's mom, that's a load of dump.
by CosmicHandGrenade May 29, 2015
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