Corn-Sizzurp's definitions

Lean

Lean on me
When you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on...

For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on

by Corn-Sizzurp May 13, 2021

BSOD

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The BSOD is the reason why I failed the finals. Fuck Windows.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 12, 2021

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Bukkake

Actually, the Japanese word "bukkake" means to splash with liquid. Bukkake udon is an example, where the cold broth is in a separate container that you pour onto the chilled noodles. The word alone in Japanese DOES NOT mean anything sexual.
Unfortunately, this didn't stop Western regions from proceeding to sexualize the word Bukkake as a sexual act, and even if you try to explain, people will still call you a pervert. Even though we know who the real perverts are.

Pervy tourist: OMG IT SAYS BUKKAKE UDON! BUKKAKE BROOO! BUKKAKE HENTAI JAPANESE PORN!
Another tourist who is bilingual: Omae ga hentai dawa! (You are a pervert!)

by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021

Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have 450 games on my hacked Wii, including leaked prototypes and demo discs. The entire setup costed $180. I have a DSi with TWiLight Menu ++, and a bunch of DS ROMS, and for the icing on the cake, both have NES, SNES, Genesis/MD, SMS, etc. ROMS and they run perfectly. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas can't do shit.

by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021

Autism Speaks

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.

One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021

Fortnite

Okay, everyone on UD is overreacting. Fortnite isn't THAT BAD gameplay-wise, but the toxic community is why people hate it, among other things.

Seriously, I bet most of the people who hate Fortnite suck at first-person shooters in general.

by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022