Corn-Sizzurp's definitions

Autism Speaks

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.

One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021

copyreich

An individual or company who abuses the power of copyright to make even people who legally bought a product from them suffer. A portmaneau of the word copyright and Reich. See also: Copyright Nazi

Fucking copyreigh made me delete half of my youtube videos. Fuck copyreich.

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Vladimir Puto

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!

by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022

ikea

You have to assemble the definition yourself, it comes flatpacked.
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Did you do it? That's how you're gonna be assembling IKEA furniture. It's like LEGOs for home furnishing. It looks hard, but once it's done you grow attached to your hard work. Fitting since both are European companies/products, IKEA being based in Sweden, and LEGO in Denmark.

by Corn-Sizzurp January 6, 2022

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Bukkake

Actually, the Japanese word "bukkake" means to splash with liquid. Bukkake udon is an example, where the cold broth is in a separate container that you pour onto the chilled noodles. The word alone in Japanese DOES NOT mean anything sexual.
Unfortunately, this didn't stop Western regions from proceeding to sexualize the word Bukkake as a sexual act, and even if you try to explain, people will still call you a pervert. Even though we know who the real perverts are.

Pervy tourist: OMG IT SAYS BUKKAKE UDON! BUKKAKE BROOO! BUKKAKE HENTAI JAPANESE PORN!
Another tourist who is bilingual: Omae ga hentai dawa! (You are a pervert!)

by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021

Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have 450 games on my hacked Wii, including leaked prototypes and demo discs. The entire setup costed $180. I have a DSi with TWiLight Menu ++, and a bunch of DS ROMS, and for the icing on the cake, both have NES, SNES, Genesis/MD, SMS, etc. ROMS and they run perfectly. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas can't do shit.

by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021