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loper

From North County San diego.
It means someone who is chill and just lopes it hard. A loper can also be a party with strickly the bros and the danks..
yeah man that guy is chill, hes definatley a loper.

Yeah dude cruise over were just haveing a loper at my house.
by Colton April 4, 2005
mugGet the lopermug.

nopling

Short for not pulling
Dude Lackey is nopling hes smoking a cig backwards and trying to eat the fuckin speghetios in the mirror...
by Colton April 4, 2005
mugGet the noplingmug.

Clydesdale

This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.
Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.
by Colton April 4, 2005
mugGet the Clydesdalemug.

hairy head

hairy head, one who's cock head is abnormally hairy and females are not attracted to!
wow, joe is a hairy head, i will no longer suck his penis!
by colton April 1, 2004
mugGet the hairy headmug.

satanistisuminess

I typed satanistisuminess.
by Colton September 19, 2004
mugGet the satanistisuminessmug.

cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.
Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.
by Colton April 4, 2005
mugGet the cunt smugglermug.

retrad

Word used to describe Fcuk.

Meaning retarded.
Fcuk is so god damn retrad.
by Colton September 6, 2004
mugGet the retradmug.

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