Colton's definitions

cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

by Colton April 4, 2005

satanistisuminess

Satanism misspelled.

I typed satanistisuminess.

by Colton September 19, 2004

Cream the rabbit

A polite sweet little girl using Cheese as her weapon she can fly with her ears.She hates robotnik

I think she feeds her Choa Crack:)

by Colton May 7, 2004

hairy head

hairy head, one who's cock head is abnormally hairy and females are not attracted to!

wow, joe is a hairy head, i will no longer suck his penis!

by colton April 1, 2004

nojile

A percy nugget of chronic.

Dude that is such a dank noj!

by Colton April 4, 2005

nopling

Short for not pulling

Dude Lackey is nopling hes smoking a cig backwards and trying to eat the fuckin speghetios in the mirror...

by Colton April 4, 2005

Clydesdale

This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.

Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.

by Colton April 4, 2005