6 definitions by Colibrí
People who are bland, boring, do not add anything to the conversation or just say yes or agree to everything you say or the person speaking says. Zero personality, they are like accessory, they lack flavor and better to be avoided if you want real people with real feelings and with whom to have an interesting interaction.
'Anthony is so tofu! you never know what is he really thinking, as he will always agree with whatever you say, how annoying!'
'Got tired of tofu people. You can find them at so many parties, they are everywhere, blending in, adding nothing'
'Got tired of tofu people. You can find them at so many parties, they are everywhere, blending in, adding nothing'
by Colibrí April 14, 2017
"Some of my colleagues are having a deep FORTO. The idea of sharing cubicle with annoying coworkers after 3 years for WFH situation is unbereable for them", "FORTO is here and is not a cute feeling like Back to School. This is increasing my social anxiety". "I have FORTO not so much for the commute but for the smell of reheated fish in the office microwaves"
by Colibrí April 15, 2023
Sharkporation is that type of corporation filled with sharks. Sharks love to prey on smaller weak fish so they fill the kings of the maritime space, same as in corporations where the big fish tries to overshadow the small fish that is just trying to do their duties and be happy. Sharks are gray and boring and have particular obsession with royal grammas and rainbow parrotfish, to name a few, because their color and fun make them shine no matter their small size. Sharkporations are about make sharks thrive, divide and conquer so little rainbow fish keep trying working harder and harder to please and survive.
"Have you seen Samantha lately?" "of course not, she works now at a sharkporation and she is working like 12 hours a day"
"Oh, I like that amazing building, would be lovely to work there?" " Hell, no, that is the biggest sharkporation around, you will be eaten alive, only beta fish allowed"
"Oh, I like that amazing building, would be lovely to work there?" " Hell, no, that is the biggest sharkporation around, you will be eaten alive, only beta fish allowed"
by Colibrí March 25, 2021
As we have to deal with 'be careful with Karens', the equivalent male is not less obnoxious. 'Complainer Connor' always pops up when you least expect him. Yelling, cursing and expressing superiority over anyone that they seek to confront. For any reason. You might be a dude flying a drone in an area allowed for business purposes and you get a Complainer Connor just right there telling you get out of his visual space. It is impossible to have a civilized conversation with a Complainer Connor because they call the cops on you in a nanosecond.
'Dude, i was flying that drone for work the Complainer Connor of the day showed up telling me that I was acoustically contaminating him and his family, who happen to live 5 blocks away.
'Here it comes...Complainer Connor wants to have the beach for himself so he is surf table in hand and phone in the other calling the cops blaming everyone for not wearing a mask and not keeping social distance'
'Watch out with Connor and Karen, they met on Match and are a match in hell...constantly bitching and diminishing others!'
'Here it comes...Complainer Connor wants to have the beach for himself so he is surf table in hand and phone in the other calling the cops blaming everyone for not wearing a mask and not keeping social distance'
'Watch out with Connor and Karen, they met on Match and are a match in hell...constantly bitching and diminishing others!'
by Colibrí June 15, 2020
Is a type of haircut fancied by some girls that want to mix punk-rock with the DIY tendencies, cutting their own hair and making a disaster, therefore a mutilated mullet = a mutillet. Some times by mistake of handling the scissors, some times as fashion statement, you can see girls sporting lavender or mixed colored mutillets at any hipster coffee shop.
'Check Dayana's mutillet! She did that hair disaster all by herself, as she is trying to save money in hair salons so she can splurge in kambuchas'
'Do you like my mutillet? It is so comfy, I probably can't do a pony tail, but looks cool when I attach my bright pink braids to go to music festivals''
'Do you like my mutillet? It is so comfy, I probably can't do a pony tail, but looks cool when I attach my bright pink braids to go to music festivals''
by Colibrí August 2, 2017
Stefankas are the antithesis of the Karens out there. The real Stefanka hails from Macedonia, not the Greek territory but from the Balkans. If you go to the Balkans, do not mess with the Stefankas. Stefankas are raised to be tough, fighters and brave. Then they migrate to countries like the US and meet entitled Karens, the verbal storm starts. Just right after a Karen will try to persuade a Stefanka to get out of her way with the classic 'you know who I am?', Stefanka would have had already the time to both slap her face and push her away while vomiting a 'no, and I don't care, bitch' before leaving the scene chest out-chin up.
If your name is not Stefanka, you can already do a 'Stefanka on someone'.
If your name is not Stefanka, you can already do a 'Stefanka on someone'.
Examples: 'OMG, did you see Cecilia? She did a Stefanka on that Karen at the Poway Starbucks'
'Felicia did a Stefanka on Janette when this one threw a tantrum because she did not get a consolation
trophy and wanted to grab from Felicia's hand saying she deserved more than anyone'
'Felicia did a Stefanka on Janette when this one threw a tantrum because she did not get a consolation
trophy and wanted to grab from Felicia's hand saying she deserved more than anyone'
by Colibrí June 10, 2020