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Definitions by CoaltownBrown

Brown Collar 

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.
Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.
Brown Collar by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Post-Metaphorical Identity 

Post-Metaphorical Identity is the non-identification with any metaphorical sign, movement, characteristic, or collective as an individual. The Post-Metaphorical Identity school of thought is very similar to the Post-Racial school of thought, however the Post-Metaphorical Identity school is more strictly intellectual, less popular, and more strict in its final consideration of what is considered proper identity clauses in an educated populace.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.
Post-Metaphorical Identity is final, deliberate, and scientific. Way to go!

Black Collar

Black Collar is co-equivalent with white collar given the heat generating properties of the color black when worn, meaning that Black Collar signifies an indoor labor class. Not to mention since the word 'collar' signals the near rhyme 'color' , Black Collar signifies the end of merely white-supremacist 'collar' or 'color' dualities, such as white collar and blue collar.

Black Collar workers are often breaking from the norm by wearing more colorful and artistic clothing to the workplace. It is thought that Black Collar is post-metaphorical in nuance, and signifies something apart from the word 'black' traditionally used to describe racial identity.
Grateful to be Black Collar this summer...
Black Collar by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

Relaxion 

Always remember that the Relaxions stand before the Passions..
Relaxion by CoaltownBrown December 23, 2022
Partaking of general femme culture, is femme, especially feminine, believes in inner-womanhood, or is particularly interested in feminism.
I was particularly Bethnic around the age of 23 when I was the only male working at a salon.
Bethnic by CoaltownBrown August 11, 2022

Bethnicity 

The ethnicity of one's own inner woman.
I think I have the exact same hidden Bethnicity as Denzel Washington.
Bethnicity by CoaltownBrown August 11, 2022