3 definitions by Clitflab

Bernster

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

by Clitflab July 13, 2019

Plumming

Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating

Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming

by Clitflab July 9, 2019

bumbleed

When daddy inserts his gigantic African shlong into your anal cavity your anus will start bleeding and spray diorreah at 69,420 mph

My anus has a severe case of bumbleed

by Clitflab February 4, 2020