7 definitions by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney

nerdock

Someone who is both nerdy but also athletic and into sports. A combination of "nerd" and "jock".

I'm a total nerdock. I went to the opening of all the Harry Potter books and lettered in three different sports in high school.

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney February 12, 2012

Landfill Island

A derogatory or disparaging term for the area inside the big box store "Target" where guests (customers) frequent. White trash "guests" often return items for the most puzzling and bizarre reasons.

"Landfill Island" was out of control today. There was a disorderly and unruly overflow of garbage piling up around customer service.

-"I bought a coffee maker last week. Damn thing didn't work, no matter how much gasoline I put in it. Its broke!"

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney February 15, 2011

Cock Carnival

A gathering of large group of males at a party or social event. (negative context).

"Gosh, this party sucks, its such a cock carnival...there aren't any ladies here."

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney March 27, 2009

Hail Harry

When you drop your pants and start masturbating when someone you're trying to hook up with goes into another room temporarily. When they re-enter, it is standard procedure to say, "can I get a hand with this" or "like what you see?" This move only works 3% of the time on women and should not be attempted by self-respecting people. However, this move works 100% of the time on men if the woman is under 150 pounds.

I was on my way home last night and I totally pulled a Hail Harry on this chick I was trying to get hook up with. Sucked though, she totally left and I still have to see her now on our softball, basketball, and volleyball team. I'll txt her though just to see if she changed her mind. Offer is still on the table or in my hand...

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney February 22, 2012

information witch

An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.

Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010

Boob Factory

A party or gathering of people that is unexpectedly dominated by women. Used in a negative but playful context to describe a a high girl to guy ratio in a social setting.

I was hoping to meet a bunch of cute guys tonight. This party is such a boob factory, let's leave.

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney March 14, 2011

Superheroescent

To possess superhero qualities or traits.

That person is so awesome that they exude superheroescents.

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney April 23, 2011