Definitions by Chris0101
safe sax
Safe sax refers to light jazz, white jazz, and smooth jazz. It is tolerable, bland, and won't stimulate any dirty thoughts.
statist
cutpaste
New synthesized word to describe the computer editing action of "cutting" or "copying" highlighted text and "pasting" elsewhere.
If you still use the wizard, you will need to "cutpaste" that code into the front end so it will remember it.
safe sucks
noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
safe sucks by Chris0101 January 6, 2009
Dune Jacket
Piece of clothing or wearable accessory that conceals a water canteen. Used in harsh environments where dealers want too much money for a bottle of water and you won't make it thru the day without it. Safe sucks.
Concerts and events where the security folks won't let you in with your own drinking water supposedly for "security" reasons but really just to jack corporate sales of teeny bottles at 4 bux a pop. Just bring your Dune Jacket so you don't get gouged and you don't get sick either.
Dune Jacket by Chris0101 January 5, 2009
treetopping
Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.
The stockholders were revolting and treetopping the organizations.
treetopping by Chris0101 April 29, 2008
drop dead message
A useless (toy) computer message with no remedial action suggested.
The general meaning is that this is the end of the line and you made the wrong choice in the beginning. Also, a message with remedial action suggested that could have been automated.
The general meaning is that this is the end of the line and you made the wrong choice in the beginning. Also, a message with remedial action suggested that could have been automated.
I just got a drop dead message that says "UNABLE TO OPEN FILE" as in wouldn't it be nice if the genius programmer would tell us more specifically what the problem is and what we might do about it. If the message says "You must dial a 1 before this number", one wonders why the system couldn't just make life a bit easier.
drop dead message by Chris0101 February 24, 2008