Definitions by Chauncey

wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

wiener baron by chauncey July 27, 2004

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

paint peeler by chauncey July 27, 2004

ass-butler 

A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.

"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."

ass-butler by chauncey July 20, 2004

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004

carbuild 

Looking at your physique in a car window after a gym session to get an exaggerated sense of muscle definition

"Look at my triceps horseshoe in that tinted Ford window! If only my real build was as good as my car build."

carbuild by chauncey July 20, 2004

crowbat 

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

crowbat by chauncey July 20, 2004

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

homoptical illusion by chauncey July 20, 2004