bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.

"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"

by Char H January 08, 2006

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 08, 2006

True Metal

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

yo metal

A derogatory term for the style of metal loved by boneheadded jocks that was made popular in the late 1990's by bands such as Korn and Limp Bizkit.

customer: "What does that new Vanilla Ice record sound like?"
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."

by Char H January 08, 2006