Char H's definitions

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006

cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse

"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."

by Char H January 10, 2006

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

kattywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006

shindiggered

1. Bemused amazement
2. Conned, robbed
3. Screwed, in trouble
I have no idea how I came up with this term...it just popped out of my mouth about ten years ago, and I have been using it and passing it on ever sice.

1. "Well, I'll be shindiggered!"
2. Guy one: "How's your new car working out?"
Guy two: "Crappy. I got shindiggered on the deal."
3. "If I don't get home before curfew, I'll be
shindiggered for sure!"

by Char H January 8, 2006