Char H's definitions

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006

long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006

jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

True Metal

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"

by Char H January 29, 2006