Char H's definitions

cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse

"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."

by Char H January 10, 2006

yo metal

A derogatory term for the style of metal loved by boneheadded jocks that was made popular in the late 1990's by bands such as Korn and Limp Bizkit.

customer: "What does that new Vanilla Ice record sound like?"
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."

by Char H January 8, 2006

jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

kattywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006