41 definitions by Char H

guava

A female-specific version of the taint.

All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 30, 2006

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 30, 2006

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 8, 2006

cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.

"That cornpone was some hot shit!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

brefkast

Breakfast. I have known a couple of people that are normally well-spoken who just have, for whatever reason, an inability to properly say the work "breakfast".

"Lets go get some brefkast."

by Char H January 8, 2006