Char H's definitions

True Metal

Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.

"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

chunder monkey

Someone who vomits a lot.

"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

yo metal

A derogatory term for the style of metal loved by boneheadded jocks that was made popular in the late 1990's by bands such as Korn and Limp Bizkit.

customer: "What does that new Vanilla Ice record sound like?"
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."

by Char H January 8, 2006

guitarmageddon

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.

"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23

by Char H January 8, 2006

playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

pussy faggot Elvis

A derogatory term used by high school and college age rednecks from South Dakota to refer to a colorfully dressed punk of any sexual orientation with sideburns.

"Hey, pussy faggot Elvis! Get yer pretty little girl and yer pretty little car and get the fuck outta Custer!"
(*actual quote used on a friend in Custer, South Dakota)

by Char H January 8, 2006

boof

A response of agreement that eliminates a very wordy statement that someone doesn't have the capabilities to say at the moment. Derived after an up-all-night coffee bender at Perkins where a friend and I decided to drive around town all morning. I asked him if he minded if we made a stop, and he tried to formulate a response to the effect of "Sure, we can stop a Boyd's Drug Mart to check your P.O. Box, I need to run in and get some things myself, anyway." but it came out as "Ahhh, boof." as he tried to ash his Kit-Kat bar out the window.

guy one: "Mind if I stop at Baken Park?"
guy two: "Ahhh, boof."

by Char H January 11, 2006