Char H's definitions

pussy faggot Elvis

A derogatory term used by high school and college age rednecks from South Dakota to refer to a colorfully dressed punk of any sexual orientation with sideburns.

"Hey, pussy faggot Elvis! Get yer pretty little girl and yer pretty little car and get the fuck outta Custer!"
(*actual quote used on a friend in Custer, South Dakota)

by Char H January 8, 2006

playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

everythingathon

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.

I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.

by Char H January 11, 2006

fish whiff

A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.

"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

poppin' wheelies on the chin

A term coined by obscure pornographer Randy De Troit (a stage name) for a cum facial.

"She loves it when I'm poppin' wheelies on the chin!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

kattywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006