Char H's definitions

jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

by Char H January 29, 2006

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Grey Duck

A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck

Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

floam

A type of messy, airy turd that is kind of foamy...not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.

"I don't know what I ate last night, but I have floam, really bad!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

everythingathon

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.

I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.

by Char H January 11, 2006

fish whiff

A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.

"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"

by Char H January 8, 2006