playing Johnny-fuck-around

Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse
"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."
by Char H January 08, 2006
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pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.
I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.
by Char H January 12, 2006
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eichano

An exclamation of startled or pained suprise.
The proper pronunciation has most of the emphasis on the first sylable with a slight pause before saying the remainder of the word (EI-chano!)
Alternate spelling: ichano
Guy 1: "I just ran over your dog."
Guy 2: "EICHANO!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.
Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"
by Char H January 11, 2006
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Grey Duck

A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck
Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
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kattywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.
"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."
by Char H January 08, 2006
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