Carnophage's definitions

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Dick and Harry

British phrase meaning Dictionary

dude1: how do you spell condensation?
dude2: you've just typed it nob-end

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

box

Slang for TV in parts of the UK.

dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

hack

The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.

1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code

by Carnophage December 15, 2004