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Definitions by Carnophage

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/
\/\/ by Carnophage July 18, 2006

spanktastic 

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic
dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?
spanktastic by Carnophage December 17, 2004
To move house
Local dialect from Derbyshire, UK
I am flitting
I am getting ready to flit
flit by Carnophage December 15, 2004
Means exactly the same as chav.
Local dialect of Derbyshire, UK
dude1: I see the spigs are out again
dude2: what chavs!
spig by Carnophage December 15, 2004
The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.
1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code
hack by Carnophage December 15, 2004

The Duke 

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).
dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke
The Duke by Carnophage December 15, 2004

mechanical man 

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.
"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"
mechanical man by Carnophage December 15, 2004