Carnophage's definitions

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Trivial

Someone who acts irresponsibly or with stupidity.

dude1: what the hell/s he doing?
dude2: ahh, what a fecking trivial
dude1: right on

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

box

Slang for TV in parts of the UK.

dude1: what's on the box?
dude2: dust

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

veggie

Food which is suitable for vegetarians

dude1: is it veggie?
dude2: dude1, it's a fecking steak, how the feck could it be veggie?
dude1: just asking

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Dick and Harry

British phrase meaning Dictionary

dude1: how do you spell condensation?
dude2: you've just typed it nob-end

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004