Carnophage's definitions

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage July 18, 2006

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

hack

The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.

1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Cheesy Peas

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s

"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spig

Means exactly the same as chav.
Local dialect of Derbyshire, UK

dude1: I see the spigs are out again
dude2: what chavs!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004