Carnophage's definitions

The Duke

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).

dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Cheesy Peas

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s

"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

hack

The process of putting together inefficient or unsuitable programming code in an effort to quickly solve a problem.

1. I just hacked it together
2. I'm going back to hack some more code

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

veggie

Food which is suitable for vegetarians

dude1: is it veggie?
dude2: dude1, it's a fecking steak, how the feck could it be veggie?
dude1: just asking

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spig

Means exactly the same as chav.
Local dialect of Derbyshire, UK

dude1: I see the spigs are out again
dude2: what chavs!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004