Carl_Johnson's definitions

Uncle Jerry

An Uncle Jerry is opposite of Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jerry is a white man who is a sellout and a race traitor to his own kind. He hangs out with the blacks and dresses and behaves like them with the hood-hip hop culture. He has the Nword pass given by his black homies and constantly calls his own kind Cracka. He is always submissive to the Black people and loves kissing the Black man's ass.

Mike is an Uncle Jerry as he is always Tyrone's lackey and acts like his right hand man. He constantly shouts at random white people, cracka despite being white himself. He always speaks in the hood accent and is completely blackwashed.

by Carl_Johnson April 7, 2023

Fake Muslim

The terrorists who bomb random places and do barbaric acts in name of Islam. These pricks ruin the name of Islam and are the primary reason for Islamophobia. Real Muslims are just normal people just like most of the people in the world. Also Fake Muslims also enjoy fucking goats and suicide bombing.

Notable examples are, ISIS and Al Qaeda.

Rashid is a terrorist goat fucker who's a novice in the ISIS. He is a fake Muslim

by Carl_Johnson May 9, 2023

Unkle Tom

An Argonian slave in Morrowind who worked enough to earn a high rank by bootlicking his Dunmer masters. He dresses, acts and talks like a Dunmer and loves selling out his own kind and constantly yelling the N-word (N'wah) at other Argonian. The other Argonian slaves are terrified of him more than they terrify their Dark elven masters. He is a sellout and a proud race traitor.

(His name is spelled Uncle Tom but due to several definitions of Uncle Tom, this has been spelt Unkle Tom)

Claws-on-Walls was falsely snitched on and framed by Unkle Tom to master Dres for stealing his Sujamma. Now he's being whipped badly

. Fuck Unkle Tom for being a sellout and bragging about his high status even though he's still a high ranking slave unlike us farm-tools

by Carl_Johnson December 9, 2022

Miraak Kujo

The arch nemesis of Dio Brando the High elf protagonist of a Skyrim Jojo playthrough. He screams Ora Ora Ora while Dio stops time and screams Muda Muda Muda. He is also the First Dragonborn while Dio Brando is the last Dragonborn

Dio Brando: Miraak
Miraak Kujo: you bastard, Dio
Dio Brando: Oh, you're approaching me? instead of running away you're coming right to me?
Miraak Kujo: I can't beat the shit out of you without coming closer.
Dio Brando: Ho Ho then come as close as you like.

by Carl_Johnson December 11, 2022

Caucasian people

Contrary to popular belief not all Caucasian people are racists or white supremacists. The Caucasian people from USA are the mostly racist ones in the modern era. The other causacian people like the FRENCH, Italians and Eastern European are a bunch of friendly and chill folk and are not obese, stupid or racist like those Yankees. The Nazis in Germany were racist but modern German are also chill folk.

Only Caucasian people in USA are fat stupid ignorant racist fucks

by Carl_Johnson December 30, 2022

JJBA

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight men try to kill a gay vampire.

Part 2: Buff magic sunlight men try to kill huge muscular gay strippers who turn to statues.

Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill the gay vampire from part 1

Part 4: people with punchy ghosts try to kill a serial killer with hand fetish

Part 5: people with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap.

Part 6: people with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest who is the lover of the same gay vampire from part1 and part 3.

Part 7: A cripple and his BFF with punchy ghosts try to kill the US President

Part 8: A 4 balled amnesic guy and girlfriend having punchy ghosts try to kill a rock with punchy ghosts

Part 9: Drug dealer and trans sibling with punchy ghosts try to get rich

JJBA is the best series ever

by Carl_Johnson August 2, 2023

Theon Greyjoy

Slang for a eunuch

Person1: Look at that guy over there. He has no pp and ballz

Person2: He must be a Theon Greyjoy

by Carl_Johnson September 28, 2023