CarlTheShanker's definitions

pwnzzor

when you are "owning" sometimes people say I am teh pwnzzor.

man i own.
I am teh pwnzzor

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

waffle fist

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

AIM

aol instant messenger. used for chatting with friends or total strangers.

i am going to log into aim to talk to my friends.

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

define the variable

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003