CapnCrouton's definitions

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

pissy fit

A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.

That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.

by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

pickle factory

slang for place of work.

yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.

by CapnCrouton May 18, 2004

got any nibbles?

this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.

hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.

This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Jean Grae

Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...

me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004