CapnCrouton's definitions

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

pissy fit

A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.

That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.

by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004

got any nibbles?

this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.

hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

Jean Grae

Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...

me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.

'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

Wisconsin Waterfall

A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.

'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'

by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.

This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004