CapnCrouton's definitions

chicken skin

chicken skin's a slang term for foreskin, fags use the term to describe a guy with an uncut dick.

"Jorge's got a fattie cock... chicken skin too"

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

pickle factory

slang for place of work.

yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.

by CapnCrouton May 18, 2004

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.

I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

pissy fit

A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.

That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.

by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004

vers

In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.

ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004