CapnCrouton's definitions

razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.

I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

pissy fit

A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.

That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.

by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

got any nibbles?

this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.

hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.

This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

vers

In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.

ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004