CapnCrouton's definitions

eatin butt

The act of performing analingus on another person. eatin butt can apply to heterosexual or homosexual analingus; it can be guy on guy, guy on girl, girl on guy, girl on girl. In gay sex, eatin butt is more extreme than rimming; rimming involves merely licking around the anus with no insertion of the tongue, while eatin butt involves full penetration of the anus with tongue. Usually eatin butt is done to lube and loosen up an asshole prior to fucking it.

Ron dumped his boyfriend cuz the guy farted while he was eatin butt, and he got a tongue fulla scat.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

nadsty

refers to anything really gross and repulsive. Nadsty also refers to a used Nad (or similar hair removal product) that is covered in clumped up pubes or other hair.

I went to pick up this bitch for a date, and when I went to the john to piss before we left I saw a nadsty pile in the garbage can that looked like a dead chinchilla.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

chicken skin

chicken skin's a slang term for foreskin, fags use the term to describe a guy with an uncut dick.

"Jorge's got a fattie cock... chicken skin too"

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

trash-fabulous

1. goin to a bar that has dollar (or cheaper) beers with twenty bucks, and gettin so messy drunk that you make out with anyone around you (sometimes more than one person).

2. goin to the strip club and gettin shit-faced and yellin at the hotties up on stage. the more booze involved the more of a good ole time it is.

1. last night at the suburban fag bar they had 50 cent drafts and it was trash-fabulous. I got ugly drunk an ended up makin out with some chubby Greek guy.

2. next week I wanna go to Madrigals and get trash-fabulous. the strippers there are hot after 5 beers.

by CapnCrouton May 31, 2004