CapnCrouton's definitions

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

Jean Grae

Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...

me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

nadsty

refers to anything really gross and repulsive. Nadsty also refers to a used Nad (or similar hair removal product) that is covered in clumped up pubes or other hair.

I went to pick up this bitch for a date, and when I went to the john to piss before we left I saw a nadsty pile in the garbage can that looked like a dead chinchilla.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

eatin butt

The act of performing analingus on another person. eatin butt can apply to heterosexual or homosexual analingus; it can be guy on guy, guy on girl, girl on guy, girl on girl. In gay sex, eatin butt is more extreme than rimming; rimming involves merely licking around the anus with no insertion of the tongue, while eatin butt involves full penetration of the anus with tongue. Usually eatin butt is done to lube and loosen up an asshole prior to fucking it.

Ron dumped his boyfriend cuz the guy farted while he was eatin butt, and he got a tongue fulla scat.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

root beer float

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.

This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.

'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004