11 definitions by Camwood

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
by Camwood October 22, 2023
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SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!
by Camwood February 13, 2016
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When you type in the dark, usually causing typing to be much more difficult. The enemy of any writer ever.
"Jty. jpws ut gotng>"
"What the heck?"
"Ugh, sorry. Darktyping is not fun."
by Camwood July 26, 2019
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A state that is a vast void of not-happenings. Also Garfield.
I went to Indiana and literally all I remember is the lack of any distinct good or bad there. Also I guess Garfield.
by Camwood September 19, 2018
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