10 definitions by CTGreen

i•ronitel•li•gent
1. An intelligent person that hangs around unintelligent people.
2. Irony based on the fact that someone intelligent would hang out with people far less intelligent than them.
1. That girl Becca is pretty ironitelligent.
2. The fact that you hang out with those people is ironitelligent.
by CTGreen February 26, 2020
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1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A double-twisty shlop-shlop.
Yesterday my girl used the 2-2-2 move on me.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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A very common thing found on Urban Dictionary.

1. 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who glorify anyone with that name because they like someone with that name.
2. The other 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who are complaining about someone with that name.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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round•a•bout•spin•ner
A sex position where the dominant partner wraps their body around the other partner, pleasuring themself while simultaneously spinning around the other partner (resulting in the pleasure of both partners).
On our third date I gave her a roundabout spinner.
by CTGreen February 26, 2020
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A chode penis that is far, far wider than it is long, resembling a plate.
Mine's 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Bitches call me The Plate.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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