C-can's definitions
One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
by C-can January 18, 2004
Get the do not call listmug. 1. Second greatest game ever made. I say "second greatest" because everyone with half of a brain knows how good Halo 2 will be.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
Halo kicked ass, but Halo 2 will probably be even better.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
by C-can January 29, 2004
Get the Halomug. Ultra-Right wing fundamentalists protestants? Well, I can agree with you concerning the ones that think the Pope is Satan himself, that the New World Order is coming (The UN army isn't big enough to police the state of Connecticut for fuck's sake, how the hell are they going to take over the world?), and a whole bunch of other shit. Note, the Landover Baptist website is a fucking PARODY, and isn't representative of the MAJORITY of Protestants out there, just the obsessive loonies. We're tolerant of people of different ethnicities, we don't believe in bombing abortion clinics (those who do obviously aren't "pro-life") and we most certainly do NOT go out Goth-hunting. I know that the site is just satire, but this shit is starting to get out of hand. I'll have to create a liberal/atheist parody site to keep shit "fair and balanced."
Landover Baptist is somewhat ironic, considering that they run parody ads making fun of Bush, yet a lot of conservatives I talk to are pissed at Bush. The only people who are blindly devoted to him anymore are those hicks who have a seething hatred for us "Yankees," just because we kicked their rebellious asses back in line during the Civil War.
by C-can February 9, 2004
Get the Landover Baptistmug. Company that gave us such wonderful things as Gamespy Arcade, FilePlanet, and the most arrogant staff of reviewers in the world, not to mention a website that is filled with annoying adds that are embedded into the fucking browser window.
by C-can January 29, 2004
Get the Gamespymug. Yeah, you don't mean to anger us, yet you enclose viruses in every one of your e-mails that will permanently screw up the computer of anyone stupid enough to open them. Then you hack your way in with ease after the computer's security systems have been assulted with garbage data, steal anything on their hard drive that sounds like it's related to money, and then get back to ass-fucking your pet goat in your parents' basement. If I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you, bitch.
Watch your ass, spammer. I just got parolled and I feel like chasing someone that really pisses me off down the street with a fireaxe right about now.
by C-can February 11, 2004
Get the Spammermug. Excellent game series that was developed by Sega's Team Andromeda until they broke up in 1998. Latest game was released by Sega's Smilebit. Has gone relatively unnoticed in the gaming world due to lack of advertising and multiplayer involvement, but still very excellent as far as gaming standards go.
The Panzer Dragoon series has been the host of some of the best shooters of all time. Sony advocates like to say it sucks despite the fact that most of them probably haven't even played it.
by C-can October 26, 2003
Get the Panzer Dragoonmug. Images of naked humans or naked humans in the act of sexual intercourse. Often used as a means of becoming aroused by lonely humans who are unable to attract a mate. Despite its usefulness to such individuals, the overall majority of internet pornography has degraded into a flaming heap of vile, disgusting images designed to cater to the sick fetishes of various internet subcultures including, but not limited to: furries, pedophiles, amputation fetishists, genital mutilation addicts, etc.
"Pornography" makes up more than 60% of the internet's content.
The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."
The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."
by C-can October 18, 2003
Get the pornographymug.