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A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.
Check the Friar Portal when you get home
by ButtsexMcGee May 9, 2012
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The type of ass usually found on small petite girls. Somewhat preferred to big ripples asses of big women. Small asses are refereed to as "cute asses."
by ButtsexMcGee December 30, 2011
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the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum
by ButtsexMcGee December 30, 2011
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