25 definitions by ButtFuzz
by ButtFuzz July 15, 2005
Ouch! Babe! That little kid ran right up to me and kicked my bagdaddy square to my throat.
Shiite! I racked my bagdaddies on the see-saw again!
Shiite! I racked my bagdaddies on the see-saw again!
by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006
A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".
Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006
Any Japanese, Chinese, Polynesian or similar restaurant in which the likely outcome of dining there results in a 2 day bout of constipation, followed by an enormous blowout caused by the bean sprouts.
by ButtFuzz August 23, 2006
A big-city Iraqi pimp.
Doesn't matter if they're actually from Iraq or not, only that they are Iraqi.
Doesn't matter if they're actually from Iraq or not, only that they are Iraqi.
Ho #1: I gotta tell you, I got some kinda jones on for some rock.
Ho #2: You'd better quit that shit, or your baghdaddy's going to punch you out.
Ho #2: You'd better quit that shit, or your baghdaddy's going to punch you out.
by ButtFuzz September 6, 2006
One who likes to perform anal intercourse.
Plural: BunBusters
Also the name of a short-lived series of Porn Movies by "The Dark Brothers".
White Bunbusters (1985)
Black Bunbusters (1985)
Plural: BunBusters
Also the name of a short-lived series of Porn Movies by "The Dark Brothers".
White Bunbusters (1985)
Black Bunbusters (1985)
My girl Pam sure likes it up the ass. Just call me 'The Bunbuster'.
Lyricslyrics from the porn movie follow:
"Baby, I was just sittin' here, lookin' at the stars, and thinkin' about that time we tried anal sex...
And it didn't work out...
Well, Baby, I want you to listen good, 'cause ya know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call the White Bun Busters...
And they're gonna bust yer fuckin' buns!!!"
Lyricslyrics from the porn movie follow:
"Baby, I was just sittin' here, lookin' at the stars, and thinkin' about that time we tried anal sex...
And it didn't work out...
Well, Baby, I want you to listen good, 'cause ya know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call the White Bun Busters...
And they're gonna bust yer fuckin' buns!!!"
by ButtFuzz August 1, 2006