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Pug

A dog breed.

Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.

Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
Person 1: Oh, look at the cute pug...
Person 2: "Cute". Okay then... *backs away slowly*
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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Merio

A simple yet explanatory analogy: Merio is to Mario as Spodermen is to Spiderman. Merio is a YouTube character who is addicted to 'shrooms and several other drugs, and details his comedical exploits through various animated two-dimensional narrations which are similar in many ways to the Dolan comic series. His content is higher-quality than the (somehow) more popular Spodermen.

Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
helo am merio
n 2dai am going to tode for sum shroomz
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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anime

A genre of animation originating in Japan.

For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.

Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
Anime is fucking awful; the graphics are shit; and the fans are retards.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 3, 2016
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faggot

A slur used against homosexual men.

It has been overused and applied to people who are not gay so many times it has practically become an insult with no meaning or sting. The shortened form is "fag", which also means a bundle of sticks, and sounds slightly more sharp when said or typed.

Note that it is seemingly male-specific and rarely, if ever, applies to females (lesbian or not).
You are a faggot, Chris.
How so? I'm married to a woman and have three kids.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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that's what she said

A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.

It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.

The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.
Person 1: Wow, that's really small.

Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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otaku

Basically Japanese for "nerd".

It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D

Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
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Sweg

Synonymous with the word "swag" by strict definition. However, "sweg" is typically used when a person is trying to differentiate themselves from those who have supposedly have "swag". It is also used as a humorous variant, as if saying (or "having") swag doesn't already make you look like a joke.

Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")

Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
i got some serious sweg, motherfuckers
u cen't hendel mai sweg
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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