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A genre of animation originating in Japan.
For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.
Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.
Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 3, 2016
Get the anime mug.A dog breed.
Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.
Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
Also a good example of how people go too far when they breed animals. For God's sake, the darn things look like they had their poor faces slammed repeatedly into a wall. Many of them also have chronic asthma and severe drool issues. I'm not entirely sure what their bark sounds like, but I bet it isn't any prettier than their face.
Many people, for reasons unknown, think that they're cute. I can't fathom why.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
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It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
It has been adopted as a description by many anime fans who are either too retarded to realize it's an insult or are so obsessed with Japanese culture that being called a Japanese word is great no matter the meaning. These sub-categories of anime fandom need to get a proper education and get a life, respectively.
I'm so otaku >.< :D :D :D
Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Otaku is a fucking insult, okay? Learn to read and maybe you'll figure out these "complicated" definitions. Fucking illiterate bastard.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
Get the otaku mug.Synonymous with the word "swag" by strict definition. However, "sweg" is typically used when a person is trying to differentiate themselves from those who have supposedly have "swag". It is also used as a humorous variant, as if saying (or "having") swag doesn't already make you look like a joke.
Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")
Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
Sweg is also used extensively by the YouTube character Spodermen. In that video series, the character (Spodermen) supposedly has sweg, and most other people don't (they are "fagits" automatically) but are still fagits even if they do have "sweg" (because "only spodermen cen have sweg an nawt be an fagit")
Most people will correct your spelling if you use it, assuming you meant to type an A.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the Sweg mug.A Japanese adjective meaning "beautiful".
It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.
Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
It's used commonly by anime fans as part of their broken repertoire of Japanese words. Most of the time it's not even used in the right context, betraying the speaker's ignorance and unwillingness to actually learn the meaning of the Japanese terms they are obsessed over.
Female weebs are distinguished by their frequent use of the term. It's not used by male weebs very often.
Weeb: this game is so kawaii (referring to halo 5)
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.
Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumbass. Kawaii means beautiful, not amazing.
Weeb 2: ur so kawaii >.<
Me: I'm a straight guy, don't tell me that I'm fucking "beautiful".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
Get the Kawaii mug.An Internet meme based off of Harambe, who was a gorilla. I say "was" because he's now a dead gorilla.
He was shot after a 3y/o baby fell into his enclosure. The zoo owners, believing that the gorilla might harm the infant, killed him. This spawned a massive internet discourse over whether or not they acted appropriately, occurring mostly between ignorant pricks with gorilla fetishes and intelligent people who recognize that Harambe was a wild animal and would have had no problem with killing an infant.
Naturally people decided it would be hilarious to make a joke out of the entire thing; including "dicks out for Harambe" which jokingly requests readers of the meme to hang their penis outside of their pants as a sign of, confusingly, "respect" for Harambe.
Aside from strange references towards male genitalia, people have made a meme out of the name itself. It's not uncommon to see the username Harambe/some variant of it, or people making up stories about him: "he's the gorilla god", "he's still alive", etc.
He was shot after a 3y/o baby fell into his enclosure. The zoo owners, believing that the gorilla might harm the infant, killed him. This spawned a massive internet discourse over whether or not they acted appropriately, occurring mostly between ignorant pricks with gorilla fetishes and intelligent people who recognize that Harambe was a wild animal and would have had no problem with killing an infant.
Naturally people decided it would be hilarious to make a joke out of the entire thing; including "dicks out for Harambe" which jokingly requests readers of the meme to hang their penis outside of their pants as a sign of, confusingly, "respect" for Harambe.
Aside from strange references towards male genitalia, people have made a meme out of the name itself. It's not uncommon to see the username Harambe/some variant of it, or people making up stories about him: "he's the gorilla god", "he's still alive", etc.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 31, 2016
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