Bokonon's definitions

what the random

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.

Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?

by bokonon June 12, 2005

kurt vonnegut

a really good writer, but not a god. that sorta takes it too far.

My friend recommended Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut. I enjoyed it, but it didn't make me want to worship him.

by bokonon March 20, 2005

dune

an extremely trippy movie to watch while stoned. way better than the mini-series.

we blazed at max's house and he turned on dune.

by bokonon March 20, 2005

PoE Chat Cabal:

A made up term for a group of people that just chat on IRC.

Slagathor is very simple, so it's really easy to understand why he believes in the PoE Chat Cabal.

by Bokonon January 18, 2005

Thom Yorke

Visionary of music and life, current times and current events. Genius, Moody (yet a genuinly nice man concerned for the world), and Gimpy-Eyed. Also lead singer/songwriter of the greatest band on the planet: Radiohead.

Man I wish I could be Thom Yorke

by Bokonon June 29, 2003

Bokonism

The religion made up by bokonon

See also Bokonon, Cat's Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut

I believe in the bittersweet lies of Bokonism.

by Bokonon June 29, 2003

ish pipe

obscure term for a small glass pipe used to smoke meth

derived from shit pipe

maurice brought over a sack and his ish pipe.

by bokonon June 12, 2005