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Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.

Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.

by [e-mail] October 31, 2022

Lelo

A Lelo is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She brightens up everyones day in the room because of her stitch like personality. But aside from that she has a MILF that her friends crush on. Because of this people normally become her friend because of her mom.

I can't wait to go to Lelo's house today
I know, wonder what her mom's doing.

by [e-mail] October 31, 2022