11 definitions by BlakeTheSnakeDager

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager December 1, 2015

One that consumes pages of stories, books, or novels while touching themselves to increase sexual sensation.

As a book eater, I consumed the entire Harry Potter series while touching myself vigorously

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.