BlakeTheSnakeDager's definitions

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016

purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

christmas light show

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.

We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Harambe luck

Just really shitty luck

I had harambe luck when I got pulled over for drunk driving.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016