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"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.
"what took so long In there? Is everything okay?"

"Sorry, I lost a tug of war battle."
by Bionicbrady November 6, 2017
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