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Green Parrot

Cheshire phrase

Placing your dirty penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a parrot on a pirate's shoulder .

The Green significance comes from the penis being unclean.

Sometimes used as a chat up line

Followed by reveal lost parrot
"Excuse me love, have you lost a green parrot."

"Shiver me Timbers, check out me Green Parrot"
by BershamBackdoor August 24, 2019
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Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.
"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Bullhead

Used to describe someone with an incredulously large head.

Looking like a real life Frank Side bottom or someone whose Mum had sex with Mr Potato head.

Impossible to get hats for.

Noticeable on beaches during the summer as it looks like the planet Mars resting on a beach
The size of that fucking head mate. Right Bullhead aren't ya!

Sit at the back of the cinema Bullhead so the rest of us can watch the film
by BershamBackdoor April 19, 2020
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Backdoor Bomber

Referring to an openly camp man who thinks they are hard by competing in Boxing or such sport. Getting physical with men

Known for entering via the backdoor
Your boxing name should be 'Backdoor Bomber' ya flamer
by BershamBackdoor March 17, 2020
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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
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