Bernard Bangwanger's definitions

Dairyrhea

The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.

I had to end the date short after our milkshakes because I had a horrible case of dairyrhea.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 12, 2011

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004