Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.
Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet
by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010
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Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.
After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.
by Bernard Bangwanger November 06, 2004
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