16 definitions by Bernard Bangwanger
by Bernard Bangwanger April 11, 2014
by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004
The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.
by Bernard Bangwanger January 11, 2011
a reference book pertaining to the mental reasoning and physical functions of an adult female person
by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010
After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
by Bernard Bangwanger December 21, 2010
by Bernard Bangwanger January 9, 2011
1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.
Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.
by Bernard Bangwanger December 30, 2011