Bensky's definitions

Nomnomnomophobia

(n) The fear of being eaten alive

Since his safari trip, Walter had developed nomnomnomophobia

by Bensky May 20, 2014

Hashtaggery

The annoying act of creating and sharing hashtags to show support for a cause instead of actually doing something useful

Dude 1: "From the safety of my sofa and anonymous Twitter account, I support free speech #JeSuisCharlie"
Dude 2: "Man, that kind of hashtaggery really gets my goat!"

by Bensky January 16, 2015

Popover

When a guy gets a boner and the tip sticks over the waistband of his underwear.

Ah, I can tell Mike’s excited. I can see his popover from here!

by Bensky January 19, 2020

Magician's cloak

Foreskin

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.

by Bensky March 9, 2014

ride the french subway

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

by Bensky August 18, 2016

Briesome

A situation where three consenting adults gather together and eat cheese, often with bread, crackers and salami. Adding wine can raise it to an almost sexual experience.

Jo: “Have you ever had a threesome?”
Ben: “No, but I have had several briesomes. They were amazing!”

by Bensky April 5, 2020