Bean's definitions

AIM

The newest way to hate your friends since actual communication. Also, the best way to hide your actual identity.

Beeblebrox1337: Dude, you are lame.
Deathapefornicator: I know.

by Bean April 10, 2005

monkey

smelly, squirmy, jumpy, fidgety, lovable, baby Aaron

The monkey made silly noises until the keeper gave him his candy.

by bean June 29, 2004

slashdot

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles.

As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the flood of visitors from slashdot, the site is said to be slashdotted.

Anandtech.com posted geforceFX benchmarks and was swiftly slashdotted.

by bean February 13, 2003

vibrator

El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish)

The antithesis to the male penis.

Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

by Bean April 17, 2005

nig nog

a world unknown either north or south

is it north or south from seattle and do they make their own beer

by bean November 18, 2004

mop

fucking the mop, the dirtiest hairy kid ever. He's looking at me right now and being dirty. Plays counterstrike all day. Also says he likes to take it up the ass or something like that.

look at that mop over there with his raggedy ann hair.

by bean May 27, 2003

pussy rock

a particularly gay genre of rock and roll where either the song matter or the members of the band are effeminate

marcy playound

by bean February 10, 2003