Definitions by Bealzy

Kleptoplacement 

the inability to refrain from subconsciously stealing items and Placing them somewhere else without thought is usually done for reasons other than personal use or financial gain

While my wife is on the phone with her mother she likes to Kleptoplacement all of our keys ashtrays lighter doesn't matter what it is if it can be lifted one-handed without thought while on the phone it will be picked up and placed somewhere else in our house.

Kleptoplacement by Bealzy February 9, 2019

q-tipping 

When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.

I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.

q-tipping by Bealzy November 7, 2017

nafig 

Not a f**k is given.

"we have a problem with your attitude"

"nafig"

we have a problem with your attitude.

response nafig.

nafig by Bealzy January 12, 2015

douchenugget 

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

douchenugget by Bealzy October 10, 2014