4 definitions by Bealzy
by Bealzy January 13, 2015
the inability to refrain from subconsciously stealing items and Placing them somewhere else without thought is usually done for reasons other than personal use or financial gain
While my wife is on the phone with her mother she likes to Kleptoplacement all of our keys ashtrays lighter doesn't matter what it is if it can be lifted one-handed without thought while on the phone it will be picked up and placed somewhere else in our house.
by Bealzy February 10, 2019
you my friend are a douchenugget.
by Bealzy October 9, 2014
by Bealzy November 6, 2017