BadLieutenant's definitions

billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

rasmus

Finnish rock band who many people have labelled as 'art in music form' which is bizarre because I see nothing artistic about this band. All i see is a frontman with very stupid hair who looks as if he is suffering from an ongoing overdose of heroin, with a very irritating voice. and Lauri, the lead singer, has unfortunately created a swarm of teenage girls in the gothic sub-culture who say he is 'hot' because they want to try to be rebellious by claiming to have a soft spot for extremely weird men.

If you want to listen to music with a point, listen to Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Lou Reed. and for the user who said 'so-called music fans who don't like new stuff like the rasmus are hated', not everyone has to like new music, especially if it is a pile of crap.

by BadLieutenant November 6, 2004

jethro tull

Progressive rock band formed in the 1960's. Marked by the quirky vocal style and unique flute work of frontman Ian Anderson. Named themselves after the inventor of the speed drill.

Aqualung is a kick-ass album.

by BadLieutenant November 14, 2004

townies

All the morons on here like Psycho Bitch don't seem to realise that townies victimise those who don't share their Neanderthal way of life.They always bully metallers because of their musical taste and dress sense. For that person who said that moshers and skaters think they are better:Get your head out of your arse. They don't think they're better, they have just had enough of townie fuckwits picking on them, and so they should be. I can't stand all those stupid words like 'Blud', 'Innit' and 'Blingin'. Talking like some kind of rainforest ape. The girls dress like prostitutes and they act like them, and the males like their customers. They drive shit cars, drink horrible shit cider, flash their dicks at 70 year old women in the hope of pulling, and model themselves on gangsters and pimps (Who are low-life scum so its no surprise). I fucking hate townies and i pray to the gods that they have all been wiped out within the next few years

Yeh Blud, Innit Blud, I bang my 12 year old sister Blud, let me bum a tab off u (fucking wank stain).

by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004

face

Face-the part of the anatomy directly above your neck. Where your eyes, nose, and mouth are.

Face-(Chiefly British slang) One who is well known within criminal circles.

''You got some mustard on your face, mate''.

''Oh, i wouldn't give him any shit, mate, he's a proper face''.

by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004

Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.

Taxi Driver fucking rocks.

by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004

marijuana

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law?
I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.

'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'

by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004