BadLieutenant's definitions

boffin

This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.

Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''

Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.

by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004

bulent ecevit

Evil Turkish politician who gave the order for Turkish forces to invade Cyprus on July 20 1974. There was a small minority of Turkish people on the island of Cyprus at that time, so Ecevit thought that a good way to look after their interests would be to invade Cyprus, destroying homes and murdering tons of the Greek Cypriots that lived there, stealing a large portion of their land and naming it 'The Turkish Cypriot Republic'.

Despicable, ruthless, barbaric murderer and thief. I hope he dies soon.

by BadLieutenant September 13, 2004

Nine Inch Nails

Industrial rock band formed in Ohio in 1988 by singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Michael Trent Renznor, who is the only permanent and principle member. he uses various backing bands on tours. NIN are a very good band.

Head Like A Hole, 10 Miles High and Big Come Down are my favourite songs. very good stuff.

by BadLieutenant November 15, 2004

slipknot

A good nu-metal band who sing about how ugly the world is . Their masks and clothing are a symbol that represents their knowledge of how gruesome and horrifying life is when it all boils down to it. I would rather listen to Slipknot than all the superficial townie garbage that most kids listen to. That kind of music is unintelligable gibberish made by artists who frequently get into trouble for gun possession and assault. Slipknot is much better.

'Oh look at me, i'm a member of So Solid Crew, I got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon, i'm so proud
(WANKER).

by BadLieutenant June 11, 2004

The Young Ones

Brilliant, and at times surreal comedy that ran on BBC2 from 1981-82. The characters were Rick (Rik Mayall), an irritating sociology student and Marxist that nobody liked, Neil (Nigel Planer) a depressed hippy who did all the work around the house, Vyvyan (Adrian Edmondson)a violent and aggressive medical student and punk fan, and Mike ( Christopher Ryan) a suave, narcissistic Cockney with an eye for the ladies. Alexei Sayle also appeared in each episode as different members of the Balowski family, and the shows creator Ben Elton made numerous apperances. Fantastic, if you get a chance to watch it, do.

There will never be another programme like the Young Ones.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

Yes

Progressive Rock band out of the U.K., who have had many different line-ups over the years and have totally kicked ass.

Roundabout has a kickass synth solo.

Owner Of A Lonely Heart is dope.

Yes are a fucking great band.

by BadLieutenant October 26, 2004

Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).

One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.

by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004