BadLieutenant's definitions

george michael

He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.

Great songs include 'As', the duet he did with Mary J. Blige, 'Fast Love', 'Outside' and many more.

by BadLieutenant September 28, 2004

billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

boffin

This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.

Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''

Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.

by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004

chi-chi man

Derogatory term meaning a black homosexual.

That negro is bumming and old man

by BadLieutenant June 3, 2004

god

The intangible parent figure that is apparently there, and the one who inhibits the actions and decisions of billions of people worldwide. At least atheists have a mind of their own.

When your faith resides in God, your personal freedom is gone.

by BadLieutenant June 3, 2004

Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).

One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.

by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004

slipknot

A good nu-metal band who sing about how ugly the world is . Their masks and clothing are a symbol that represents their knowledge of how gruesome and horrifying life is when it all boils down to it. I would rather listen to Slipknot than all the superficial townie garbage that most kids listen to. That kind of music is unintelligable gibberish made by artists who frequently get into trouble for gun possession and assault. Slipknot is much better.

'Oh look at me, i'm a member of So Solid Crew, I got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon, i'm so proud
(WANKER).

by BadLieutenant June 11, 2004