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Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).
One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.
by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004
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MTV

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.
by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004
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scumkill

Any act which culminates in the elimination of society's degenerates e.g., bullies, child pornographers, pimps, drug-peddlars, gangsters, rapists, street thugs, etc. these kind of people are worthless and all they do is ruin lives, so scumkill isn't murder, it's a good tool that the government should use.
Hey look at that thug beating up that old women. i say we have a game of Scumkill.

Yeh, lets. it always gets things going.
by BadLieutenant July 29, 2004
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Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004
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marijuana

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law?
I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.
'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'
by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004
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iggy pop

American singer, famous as the frontman of The Stooges and as a solo artist, who has been recording since 1967. Many consider him the Father of Punk Rock. I must say he is pretty damn good.
Great tracks include 'Lust for Life', 'The Passenger', 'Search and Destroy', 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' and loads more.
by BadLieutenant October 18, 2004
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fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.
Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.
by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004
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