BadLieutenant's definitions

root of all evil

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches have collection plates?

Its just a tad presumptuous.

by BadLieutenant August 15, 2004

Urban Legend

Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind

The 1970's band The Ohio Players released a single in the early years of the decade called 'Love Rollercoaster'. Listen to that song when it is half-way through and, if you listen very closely, you can hear the scream of a woman being murdered.

by BadLieutenant June 19, 2004

bruce springsteen

Fantastic musician who writes excellent songs and tops them off with a brilliant sound. His music is innovative and has a point to it, which is more than what can be said for the plastic, tasteless artists of today, e.g. Good Charlotte. He is just truly awesome.

Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out, Born To Run, Born In The U.S.A, Thunder Road, She's The One. truly mesmerising stuff.

by BadLieutenant October 31, 2004

scum

Anyone who contributes nothing to our society, save for crime, disease and misery.

Pimps, Drug-dealers, Gangsters, Child pornographers: These are all examples of low-life, worthless scum.

by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004

scarface

Brilliant film that is one of Al Pacino's finest moments. Scarface tells the story of ruthless, foul-mouthed Cuban exile Tony Montana (Pacino). Arriving in Miami alongside thousands of Cuban immigrants during the 1980 Mariel Harbour boatlift, Montana rapidly begins to climb the ranks of the local cocaine cartel. After a long cycle of blood, profanity, spitting, and extreme violence, Tony makes it all the way to the top, but his drug-addled paranoia (a result of 'getting high on his own supply') proves to be his downfall.

See it if you already haven't. An absolute classic.

by BadLieutenant September 14, 2004

townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.

Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.

by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004

vanilla ice

Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.

Vanilla was a sucker of satan's cock, along with MC Hammer, Marky Mark, and New Kids On The Block.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004