BadLieutenant's definitions

The Young Ones

Brilliant, and at times surreal comedy that ran on BBC2 from 1981-82. The characters were Rick (Rik Mayall), an irritating sociology student and Marxist that nobody liked, Neil (Nigel Planer) a depressed hippy who did all the work around the house, Vyvyan (Adrian Edmondson)a violent and aggressive medical student and punk fan, and Mike ( Christopher Ryan) a suave, narcissistic Cockney with an eye for the ladies. Alexei Sayle also appeared in each episode as different members of the Balowski family, and the shows creator Ben Elton made numerous apperances. Fantastic, if you get a chance to watch it, do.

There will never be another programme like the Young Ones.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

Nine Inch Nails

Industrial rock band formed in Ohio in 1988 by singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Michael Trent Renznor, who is the only permanent and principle member. he uses various backing bands on tours. NIN are a very good band.

Head Like A Hole, 10 Miles High and Big Come Down are my favourite songs. very good stuff.

by BadLieutenant November 15, 2004

bulent ecevit

Evil Turkish politician who gave the order for Turkish forces to invade Cyprus on July 20 1974. There was a small minority of Turkish people on the island of Cyprus at that time, so Ecevit thought that a good way to look after their interests would be to invade Cyprus, destroying homes and murdering tons of the Greek Cypriots that lived there, stealing a large portion of their land and naming it 'The Turkish Cypriot Republic'.

Despicable, ruthless, barbaric murderer and thief. I hope he dies soon.

by BadLieutenant September 13, 2004

slipknot

A good nu-metal band who sing about how ugly the world is . Their masks and clothing are a symbol that represents their knowledge of how gruesome and horrifying life is when it all boils down to it. I would rather listen to Slipknot than all the superficial townie garbage that most kids listen to. That kind of music is unintelligable gibberish made by artists who frequently get into trouble for gun possession and assault. Slipknot is much better.

'Oh look at me, i'm a member of So Solid Crew, I got arrested for carrying an offensive weapon, i'm so proud
(WANKER).

by BadLieutenant June 11, 2004

george michael

He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.

Great songs include 'As', the duet he did with Mary J. Blige, 'Fast Love', 'Outside' and many more.

by BadLieutenant September 28, 2004

nick cave

Australian musician, author and actor who was the frontman of Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, an awesome band whose music was different yet fantastic.

Creator of such classic songs as 'Nature Boy', 'Do You Love Me', 'Where Wild Roses Grow'. He has unmistakable talent.

by BadLieutenant November 2, 2004

townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.

Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.

by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004