3 definitions by Attmay Ustardmay

noun, verb

A sudden exodus of all females from a party due to the overpowering stench of an unhygenic and seemingly homeless individual. The stenches associated with such a dekay have often been falsely attributed to a busload of day laborers, a yeast infection, Bigfoot's genitals, and the inside of a prothetic leg.
The party was flooded with wet vagina until dekay happened.

My room smelled fine until dekay concentrated in front of my fan and immersed itself throughout the room.
by Attmay Ustardmay September 18, 2006
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Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.
His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.
by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006
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verb (passive)

When a girl who is friends with several members of a social fraternity hosts a party at the same time as one of said fraternity's off-campus pledge program events.
Brother 1: Who all is going camping next weekend?
Brother 2: You must be mustarded. No one is going. That event got esthered.
by Attmay Ustardmay October 16, 2006
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