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slab party

Specifically, a party which occurs because a group of people have won a lot of slabs of beer, and the express purpose of the party is to drink all of the slabs in one go.
Ten slabs from the trivia night... slab party next week!
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the slab partymug.

Goon Door

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.
1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the Goon Doormug.

shnorkel

A technique for the rapid consumption of beer from bottles. A bendy straw is inserted into the top of the bottle, and is bent over the side; then, the beer can be consumed from the mouth of the bottle, leaving the bendy straw exposed to allow air into the bottle.
1: Everyone outside, we're shnorkelling.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the shnorkelmug.

I Drink, You Drink

Fairly self-explanatory drinking game. One person says 'I drink,' and takes a drink. They then say 'you drink' to the second player. The second player replies by saying 'I drink,' taking a drink, and returning the favour with a call of 'you drink.' The game continues until you're out of beer.
1: I drink, you drink.
2: I drink, you drink.
Et caetera.
by Aspirex November 18, 2005
mugGet the I Drink, You Drinkmug.

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the poofter stickmug.

bag of marijuana

Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.
Nice bag of marijuana you've got on your roof-rack.
by Aspirex November 19, 2005
mugGet the bag of marijuanamug.

munt

To chunder specifically due to binge drinking, and most often of beer. The best munt is mainly beer, with a few chunks within.
I munted on your head because it was funny and we were drunk.
by Aspirex December 28, 2005
mugGet the muntmug.

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