AreSeeCola's definitions

Squiggles

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight

Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

opposites attract

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.

Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

IDCHAF

IDCHAF means "I dont care half a fuck" in abbreviated text lingo

idgaf idc who gives a fuck nobody cares

Dude texting you: Your exgirlfriend called.
Response: IDCHAF
Dude texting you: Ok then. Just thought I'd relay the message.

by AreSeeCola June 28, 2016

Hostile Takeover

When you take control of a business situation by forcing your way in because it isn't up to par with your company's standards, or you buyout or buy in to a company in order to take control of it, often done by the company's competition in order to either shut it down or forcibly make it an asset or ally.

Person: Why does the sign outside say "under new management"?

Person 2: Hostile takeover, they swooped in and booted the old guys.

by AreSeeCola June 22, 2013

Nobtart

A word to call someone who should know better but never seems to.

Girl: My boyfriend is mad at me for putting gas in his diesel truck. I just dont know what I did that was so wrong.

Guy: Wait did you put gasoline or diesel in the truck?
Girl: I put in the one in the middle of the gas pump.

Guy: oh my god you are such a nobtart. His motor is probably siezed up from you putting regular gas in instead of diesel.

Girl: i did put gas in his diesel truck!

Guy: No nobtart youre not understanding what Im saying. You put gasoline in his DIESEL truck.

Girl: That's what I just said! I put gas in his truck!
Guy: Nevermind its not worth explaining.

by AreSeeCola August 11, 2025

Off the yard

Off the yard is a slang variation of "off the chain", a play on words since off the chain references a dog that has been let loose, aka freedom from restraint.

"Off the yard" means that after you've gone off the chain you escaped the yard, hence the expression "off the yard".

Example #1:
Mom: Who let the dogs out? I don't see them anywhere.
Kid: He's gotten off the yard. I'll go look for him.

Example #2:
Guy: Man that party was off the chain!!!
Guy #2: Naw man that went past off the chain! That party was off the yard!!

by AreSeeCola June 21, 2013

Shizztamahliskid

An old nonsense expression/euphemism from the ATL scene.

Similar to saying:

"mother fucker",

"ah shit",

"Well damn"

"ah Suki Suki now"

"bet that"

"hell yeah"

"run it"

or etc

Said exactly how its spelled with vocal tone changing the meaning like:

Shiz. tah. ma.lis. kid. - Damn. That's some story.

shizzzztamahliskid!!! - It's soll on on right now.

shiztamaaaaahliskid - for real?

Shizztamahlis? Kid - Just kidding

shizztamahlisk, eid. - Dead serious

etc....

Chick: Guess what? I just won two free tickets to the MTV Music Awards!!!
Dude: Shizztamahliskid.
Chick: I know, right?
Dude: I'm so jelly. You lucky bitch.

by AreSeeCola May 9, 2019