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Squiggles

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight
Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Milkduds

People who are dreamers who haven't brought their dreams to reality yet like a lit firecracker that didn't go off and people think is a dud
Person: I'mma see what I can get out of these licks
Person 2: You can't milk it for all its worth when they're milkduds. You can't steal a dream.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Throw off

Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!

Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...

Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Bonehead

A stubborn, thickheaded and determined person that doesn't think things through before acting upon them.
Person 1: "You really should think before you speak you bonehead"

Person 2: "I just say what I think I don't need to censor myself"

Person 1: "You just need to realize that it might not come out the way you want it to, you could rule the world if you just took the time to clean up your ideas."

Person 2: "I don't think so I think I do just fine."

Person 1: "Well, at least I try to help but you are such a bonehead you won't accept friendly advice."
by AreSeeCola August 19, 2009
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IDCHAF

IDCHAF means "I dont care half a fuck" in abbreviated text lingo

idgaf idc who gives a fuck nobody cares
Dude texting you: Your exgirlfriend called.
Response: IDCHAF
Dude texting you: Ok then. Just thought I'd relay the message.
by AreSeeCola June 28, 2016
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breach of trust

1. When you don't hold to an oath or promise made and no longer have right to it

2. A social disgrace

3. When you put an in the know on a need to know

4. When you dont keep secrets that aren't yours to share
Girl: I can't believe you told them private things and didnt tell me! That was a total breach of trust. You took an oath to be a secret keeper! Not to keep secrets! As a matter of fact, you are no longer beneficial or trustworthy as far as I'm concerned.

Other girl: It was a mistake and wrong for me to do that to you.

Girl: Yeah, you fucked up big time.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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