AreSeeCola's definitions

opposites attract

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.

Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

IDCHAF

IDCHAF means "I dont care half a fuck" in abbreviated text lingo

idgaf idc who gives a fuck nobody cares

Dude texting you: Your exgirlfriend called.
Response: IDCHAF
Dude texting you: Ok then. Just thought I'd relay the message.

by AreSeeCola June 28, 2016

Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Don't step on my toes

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc

Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Squiggles

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight

Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Milkduds

People who are dreamers who haven't brought their dreams to reality yet like a lit firecracker that didn't go off and people think is a dud

Person: I'mma see what I can get out of these licks
Person 2: You can't milk it for all its worth when they're milkduds. You can't steal a dream.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015