17 definitions by AreSeeCola

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.
Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the opposites attract mug.
Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!

Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...

Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the Throw off mug.
1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight
Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the Squiggles mug.
A stubborn, thickheaded and determined person that doesn't think things through before acting upon them.
Person 1: "You really should think before you speak you bonehead"

Person 2: "I just say what I think I don't need to censor myself"

Person 1: "You just need to realize that it might not come out the way you want it to, you could rule the world if you just took the time to clean up your ideas."

Person 2: "I don't think so I think I do just fine."

Person 1: "Well, at least I try to help but you are such a bonehead you won't accept friendly advice."
by AreSeeCola August 20, 2009
Get the Bonehead mug.
When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the Splinter mug.
An old nonsense expression/euphemism from the ATL scene.

Similar to saying:

"mother fucker",

"ah shit",

"Well damn"

"ah Suki Suki now"

"bet that"

"hell yeah"

"run it"

or etc

Said exactly how its spelled with vocal tone changing the meaning like:

Shiz. tah. ma.lis. kid. - Damn. That's some story.

shizzzztamahliskid!!! - It's soll on on right now.

shiztamaaaaahliskid - for real?

Shizztamahlis? Kid - Just kidding

shizztamahlisk, eid. - Dead serious

etc....
Chick: Guess what? I just won two free tickets to the MTV Music Awards!!!
Dude: Shizztamahliskid.
Chick: I know, right?
Dude: I'm so jelly. You lucky bitch.
by AreSeeCola May 9, 2019
Get the Shizztamahliskid mug.
People who are dreamers who haven't brought their dreams to reality yet like a lit firecracker that didn't go off and people think is a dud
Person: I'mma see what I can get out of these licks
Person 2: You can't milk it for all its worth when they're milkduds. You can't steal a dream.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
Get the Milkduds mug.