19 definitions by Amphibious Goddess

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Urban Dictionary Reject

A person who incessantly tries to get published by Urban Dictionary but he's not a word wizard like me so the editors always deny his words.

That guy is an urban dictionary reject, he should stick with his day job.

by Amphibious Goddess June 2, 2016

The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Trapping

What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.

I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016