5 definitions by Almanaseer
An overweight hippy.
No way I'm taking home that hippo. She reeks of patchouli and probably hasn't shaved her bush since the 90s.
by Almanaseer January 21, 2008
A MySpace user who constantly changes default picture, display name, profile design, or adds comments in an attempt to gain the attention of others, usually an ex or a crush. (A reference to being "on tilt" in poker)
She's changed her default pic 3 times today and now it's back to the original! She's totally on MySpace tilt.
by Almanaseer January 21, 2008
Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.
Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Antonym: Jackrabbiting.
Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.
by Almanaseer January 21, 2008
A movement focused on persuading others to eat excessive amounts of unhealthy or undesirable food, for the purpose of entertaining spectators.
Ahmed: Hey John, wanna watch Pierre try to eat 50 chicken nuggets? I offered him a $50 prize if he can do it.
Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.
Chris: Absolutely! Now that is one good Muffin Project.
by Almanaseer February 12, 2008
When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.
by Almanaseer January 20, 2008