Alistair_123's definitions

serf

1. Peasant. Slaves that worked on the land in the feudal system. Disapeared with the feudal system in western Europe, but emancipated much later in Russia by Tsar Alexander II.

2. Insult.

1. "Fly my serfs, FLY! Muhahaha!"

2.
Bill: "God damn it Leroy, you're such a serf!"
Leroy: "Your mum's a serf"
Bill: "Your parents are serfs, and I'm going to emancipate them!"
Leroy: "Ah, toupe!"
Bill: "Check and mate"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

strides

Trousers, pants, pantaloons, hoes, breaches.

Originating in rural england, now used as Australian slang.

"I got me some new rat traps, they'll be seeing the inside of my strides before the week is out!"

by Alistair_123 October 5, 2005

sweating my balls

If somebody desires physical interaction of a sexual nature with you, they are sweating your balls.

"See that chick over there? She's totally sweating my balls"

by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005

twatknot

Insult. Origin unknown.

"Don't get your twat in a knot, you twatknot!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

camping

1. To go out in the woods with nothing but your aunt and a tooth-pick, and spend the night there.

2. Staying in one position.

3. Used in online gaming to mean staying in one position to gain an advantage over other players.

1. "Gee aunty, that was fun camping, I picked you right out!"

2. "I camped on the shitter at the station today for over 40 minutes - the commuters got rather agitated"

3. n00b: "TERRORISTS, STOP CAMPING YOU N00BS!!!111eleven11!! onehunderedandeleven11!!!"
person who knows what they're doing: "This is a hostage rescue map you god damned idiot, we're meant to camp, what do you want us to do - kill ourselves? YOU SHITMUFFIN

by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Originally popularised by libyan bandits before they assasinated infidels, now used by an elite few in CS:S as an exclamation of joy.

The length of the scream is not important, as it can vary from a simple "AYAYAYAY" to several pages of A2 paper.

"I just got a headshot! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005