Alison's definitions

swole

angry, upset, surprised.. may be used many ways

"(i am) swole sarah got braces"
"i'm so swole i slept in til 2"
"swole ms. banazcek made me pick up the trash"
etc...

by alison March 16, 2004

apathy season

A really, REALLY awesome screamo band from Dover Plains, New York.

Gee, I wish MY screamo band was as amazing as Apathy Season...

by alison June 1, 2004

softbian

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.

Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.

by Alison March 10, 2005

rockatarded

An adjective used to describe the character of one who has been hopelessly debilitated by all things rock and roll.

Ozzy Osbourne is so rockatarded... he can hardly walk, he's so fried out!

by Alison August 16, 2003

Simply...

A word that can be added before any noun. denotes cheapness or bad craftsmanship attempting to be comparable with something good. comes from the bulk soda brand "simply cola".

Atlantic City is Simply City.

by Alison November 27, 2004

nimple

A pimple that shows up right on the point of your nose at the worst time possible, i.e. Prom, your first date, etc.

"Awh, this is just my luck... a nimple on picture day!"

by alison July 12, 2005

nickelback

best band in the world.

look theres nickelback! where's my quill?

by alison May 3, 2004