Alison's definitions

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004

Foot perv

someone who likes to put their feet, or other people's feet, places that most people only allow hands to go.

he's such a foot perv, i woke up and his whole leg was in my shirt.

by Alison November 27, 2004

crunk

stupid, lame; of or pertaining to an unwanted or unwelcomed situation. also used to describe something sticky.

avi is so crunk.

by alison February 16, 2004

swole

angry, upset, surprised.. may be used many ways

"(i am) swole sarah got braces"
"i'm so swole i slept in til 2"
"swole ms. banazcek made me pick up the trash"
etc...

by alison March 16, 2004

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004

Mop Momma

Female housekeeper. Usually seen in public buildings accompanied by mop bucket, mop, broom, dust pan, or vacuum cleaner.

The Mop Momma at the dorm really knows how to swing a mop.

by Alison December 31, 2003