Alison's definitions

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

Chiffer

A horrible teacher who can't control his own class.

It started in his freshman geometry class.

He's such a horrible teacher. Almost as bad as Chiffer.

by Alison July 22, 2004

goober

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

by alison August 28, 2003

crusty

This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.

"Eww I need a new comfortor, mine's all crusty-like."

"Dude, I love Mickey, that kid's so crusty."

by Alison May 16, 2005

grouphug

the best website

url : www.grouphug.us

by alison May 3, 2004

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004

hit

ugly; synonym to beat

He acted like he'd get some good lookin' women to come to the party, but all the chicks he brought were hit!

by Alison July 23, 2002