4 definitions by Alex+Jaz

One of the only animals who have a retractable penis and thatā€™s -FUCKING MINT-

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by Alex+Jaz October 7, 2019
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A trans peace of poop who steals your name (Alex) and like to suck cock
by Alex+Jaz October 7, 2019
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Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019
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