6 definitions by Aldridge517
Someone who feels the need to correct every little grammer error that they see to the point where it's just irritating and unnecessary.
Person A: Yo, peeps wat's happeninz?
Grammer Troll: *copies the last person's entire post and rewrites it* Yo, people what's happening?
Grammer Troll: *copies the last person's entire post and rewrites it* Yo, people what's happening?
by Aldridge517 July 8, 2010
1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.
by Aldridge517 May 11, 2013
1. Used to as an insult to describe a group of people that are whores, fags, people you don't, or just women in general.
2. This word can also be used as a term of endearment when inserted into someone's name. As seen on Boondocks.
2. This word can also be used as a term of endearment when inserted into someone's name. As seen on Boondocks.
Riley Freeman- Grandad all I'm sayin' is when Xzibit brings your car back you gon' be "Bitches"
Grandad- What did you call me?!
Riley- No I mean "Bitches" as in you gon' have so many bitches that's what niggas is gon' call you, no disrespect.
Huey- No disrespect? You just called your grandfather "Bitches".
Riley- Yea, but don't mean "Bitches" in a disrespectful way I mean it as a general word for women. Grandad I'm just sayin' you might have to change your middle name from Jebediah to Bitches, no disrespect.
Grandad- Hmm, Grandad "Bitches" Freeman? Has a nice ring to it.
Grandad- What did you call me?!
Riley- No I mean "Bitches" as in you gon' have so many bitches that's what niggas is gon' call you, no disrespect.
Huey- No disrespect? You just called your grandfather "Bitches".
Riley- Yea, but don't mean "Bitches" in a disrespectful way I mean it as a general word for women. Grandad I'm just sayin' you might have to change your middle name from Jebediah to Bitches, no disrespect.
Grandad- Hmm, Grandad "Bitches" Freeman? Has a nice ring to it.
by Aldridge517 January 8, 2010
Person 1- Man I luv eating pop-tarts, I start by splitting them in half and than eating the jelly
Person 2- Nigga that's not how you do it.
Person 1- Than how do you eat pop-tarts?
Person 2- I start by eating around the crust than I just "at that bitch!"
Person 2- Nigga that's not how you do it.
Person 1- Than how do you eat pop-tarts?
Person 2- I start by eating around the crust than I just "at that bitch!"
by Aldridge517 July 20, 2009
A. All right man, it's time to go on stage.
B. How do I look? Everything straight?
A. You got a little PB in the front.
B. PB?
A. Penis bulge, in the front of your pants. Try to tuck it or something before the show starts.
B. How do I look? Everything straight?
A. You got a little PB in the front.
B. PB?
A. Penis bulge, in the front of your pants. Try to tuck it or something before the show starts.
by Aldridge517 June 11, 2012
Phrase coined by Philip Defranco.
1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.
1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.
James: We all know that one guy who's tried anal sex, right?
Patrick: I imagine that guy has to feel like a dick astronaut, he's gone where few men have gone before.
Patrick: I imagine that guy has to feel like a dick astronaut, he's gone where few men have gone before.
by Aldridge517 March 10, 2013