Alan's definitions

jaunbrand

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

by alan May 4, 2004

foobidishooboo

Meaning of black and negordian descent.

Those new nike cortezes are so foobidishooboo, nucka!

by Alan January 18, 2004

fano

Someone who borrows your porn and never returns it.

Where's the porn? Fano's got it.

by alan April 7, 2004

Slore

A slutty Whore

Your sisters a slore

by Alan May 22, 2003

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by alan April 5, 2004

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 8, 2004

Swench

A slutty Wench of a female

Your mum is a swencch

by Alan May 22, 2003