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grunties

Do you fancy indulging in some grunties tonight, darling?
by Alan December 2, 2003
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looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles
"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"
by alan November 23, 2003
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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
by alan October 26, 2004
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man under the umbrella

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic
by Alan October 14, 2003
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willin

Alan:Man i was so illin this weekend
Bri: Man you be willin
by Alan May 5, 2004
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Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.
Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik
by Alan March 12, 2005
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puppy

by alan January 22, 2004
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